(10) Thus, while always attentive to the particular qualities of individuals, on the many occasions where you have nothing to guide you but knowledge of those mean differences, use statistical common sense.
(10a) Avoid concentrations of blacks not all known to you personally. [Self-righteous correct thinking people both left and right give me this advice all the time. I ignore it and purposely seek out concentrations of blacks in order to experience the vibrancy of black culture. Because I have actually engaged real-life ghetto blacks, I understand that they display both pathological and vibrant patterns of behavior. But it really isn't that dangerous to go into places that are heavily black as most black men just want to fuck with each other and don't really care about you. The women could care less.]
(10b) Stay out of heavily black neighborhoods. [see above!]
(10c) If planning a trip to a beach or amusement park at some date, find out whether it is likely to be swamped with blacks on that date (neglect of that one got me the closest I have ever gotten to death by gunshot).
(10d) Do not attend events likely to draw a lot of blacks. [See video, though I really think that it would quite an awesome experience to observe the anti-social behavior of blacks in such situations. I mean, when else would you get to participate in a chaotic environment with black ghetto folk throwing one dollar bills from the second floor? Attending events that draw lots of black people will give you REAL STREET CRED and you can always tell your stories of the experience to impress women.]
(10e) If you are at some public event at which the number of blacks suddenly swells, leave as quickly as possible. [I would stay just to laugh at the stupidity of black people]
(10f) Do not settle in a district or municipality run by black politicians. [I agree. Sometimes black politicians can't read and write. I am planning on leaving America anyways, since it is run by a "black" politician named Barack Obama.]
(10g) Before voting for a black politician, scrutinize his/her character much more carefully than you would a white. [I hate democracy so this is pointless advice]
(10h) Do not act the Good Samaritan to blacks in apparent distress, e.g., on the highway. [This I don't really get. He links one isolated incident. In any case, I would never help people in apparent distress be they black, white, or green. I play the part of innocent bystander.
(10i) If accosted by a strange black in the street, smile and say something polite but keep moving. [OK, what does this have to do with race. If accosted by strange people, I would just keep moving, regardless of race...]
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(13) In that pool of forty million, there are nonetheless many intelligent and well-socialized blacks. (I’ll use IWSB as an ad hoc abbreviation.) You should consciously seek opportunities to make friends with IWSBs. In addition to the ordinary pleasures of friendship, you will gain an amulet against potentially career-destroying accusations of prejudice.
(14) Be aware, however, that there is an issue of supply and demand here. Demand comes from organizations and businesses keen to display racial propriety by employing IWSBs, especially in positions at the interface with the general public—corporate sales reps, TV news presenters, press officers for government agencies, etc.—with corresponding depletion in less visible positions. There is also strong private demand from middle- and upper-class whites for personal bonds with IWSBs, for reasons given in the previous paragraph and also (next paragraph) as status markers.
(15) Unfortunately the demand is greater than the supply, so IWSBs are something of a luxury good, like antique furniture or corporate jets: boasted of by upper-class whites and wealthy organizations, coveted by the less prosperous. To be an IWSB in present-day US society is a height of felicity rarely before attained by any group of human beings in history. Try to curb your envy: it will be taken as prejudice (see paragraph 13).
[This part is fucking hilarious as it is obviously a twist on SWPL. It is quite clear to me that these statements were made in jest. But I think 99% of people actually take the advice seriously. Chuck Rudd certainly thinks Derbyshire is being serious, which is weird, as he is usually quite perceptive.]
CONCLUSION: I think this is good advice in general about how to be racist against black people. But the real purpose of this advice is not "safety", rather, it is protecting people from the shocking horrors of reality. Not taking this advice would be the equivalent of involuntarily taking the red pill and that may be the greater consequence. Not following the advice might put one in a position where one might become a RACIST, which is the worse thing in the world. Getting punched by a black ghetto thug is not so bad when compared to becoming a RACIST. So Derbyshire's advice actually PREVENTS RACISM and allows liberals/conservatives/people with correct thinking to continue being non-racist.
Interesting way of looking at things. Would American race relations be better off if every non-black American just took some time off to point at blacks and laugh his ass off at their antics?
ReplyDeleteRacial harmony via mockery?